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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2009|03:41 pm]
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I really enjoyed writing this story, so much so that it was nearly a big mega story but I managed to restrain myself. It could have easily gotten away from me. Anyway, the rest of the secondary character pov stories are just sort of fun stories, but this one is actually pretty important to the plot of the main story wink wink

Title: Rainmaker.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Jason, Aaron/Jeremy, Michael/Alex, Sam/Dean
Rating :R
Words10,700
Warnings: Wincest, mentions of child abuse and rape
Summary: On Friday all Jason Higgins wants is a letter in the mail from his baby brother.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

Jason didn't have a girlfriend or a wife and he knew his mamma wasn't going to write him and his daddy was probably dead. Ty was dumber than a box full of hair and he didn't know how to read or write not that he would if he could. That left one person and as Jason walked to the wired window to check on the mail he squeezed his eyes shut and he prayed and wished for just one letter.  )
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2009|05:24 pm]
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Tomorrow's story is a big important one (also it's pretty exciting I think) It takes place at the same time this one does so you can imagine who and what it's about. Also this one is short and the next one (after tuesday's story is short) because I needed to get two stories in before 2.8


Title: The Family Way.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words7,700/2,790,800
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: With Michael in Alabama, Sam and Dean try to pass the day as normally as possible.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


'Boppa!' John beamed. 'That's my name!'  )
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2009|06:00 pm]
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drama...I have 2 short stories to get in before 2.8 and an important secondary pov story, so..next week maybe?

Title: Cowboys and Criminals.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,500/2,783,100
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: After talking to Jeremy, Sam and Dean are faced with a difficult decision to make.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

Milo was hugging Sam and pretty much ignoring Dean but he did have the good sense to stick his foot out to show off his special socks. They were red with little white boots on them complete with stars. Milo didn't have a favorite color, but terrible things happened whenever anyone, Sam included, tried to put regular socks on his feet. Earlier that morning Dean made the mistake of plain blue socks and Milo ripped them off and threw them against the wall. He did it three more times before Dean realized that he needed his boots on which Sam assumed was mostly because they were made for walking and Milo wanted to be prepared.  )
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2009|06:27 pm]
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Title: Enchiladas.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,500/2,772,600
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: James warns Sam and Dean about a powerful new threat coming for them.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


'Alrighty, dad, he's a little worked up, you might have to beat him off like they do with those spider monkeys.'  )
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The actual 50k after 50k [Jun. 17th, 2009|05:26 pm]
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I can never remember where I'm at in a story and then I always forget to look. It's all very complicated. The big bad Jeremy thing is in this story as well as some superfun times with Mikey and Dean.


Title: Traditions.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,700/2,762,100
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean meet the rest of the squad at Michael's 20th birthday party.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


'He's making sure none of those cheerleaders are evil. R.L. Stine style.'  )
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2009|06:08 pm]
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I screwed up the word count. This story make it 50k, but the next story was written as 50k. Either way they're both 50k worthy.

Title: Moving On.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,400/2,751,400
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: A week after the shooting Auden finally comes to see Sam with some news.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


As soon as Dean put Milo on the ground he did his own little version of yoga which he had been doing for the past two days. Dean kept freaking out about it but Sam was pretty sure Milo wasn't going to hurt himself and he was just stubborn like his grandpa. After he made sure he had some solid ground Milo completely face planted and tried to push himself up using his forehead. It was an unconventional method to figure out how to get on his own two feet but Sam still thought it was cute since Milo had apparently forgotten that the last time he stood up he just sort of stood up.  )
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2009|06:39 pm]
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I'm back. Yay?

-edit- These fucked up cut tags are killing me. They haven't worked right since i got my new computer. Anyone know what the hell is going on?

Title: Making Plans.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,000/2,741,000
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam is put on house arrest after the shooting and Dean decides it's time to talk some sense into James.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


'Jensen Ackles.' Ethan said very seriously. 'You're under the impression you're the best dancer in the world when in fact you're not even the best dancer in this kitchen.' )
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2009|08:48 pm]
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This will have to hold everyone until next week when we'll return to our regular schedule of postings. Hopefully.


Title: A Man With A Plan.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Dean/Ollie, Elmer, Chris.
Rating : G!
Words:2,500
Warnings: EOC
Summary:On Monday morning Ollie goes to school determined to get rid of Elmer.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


I dunno wtf is wrong with the cut tag. )
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2009|11:48 pm]
[Current Music |Tori Amos - Intro Jam Marys Of The Sea (]

Since I finally have some friends, I thought I'd introduce myself.

My name is Adam (oh my God, a boy!) I'm 25. I relocated to Florida from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina and have not been able to move back yet. I don't like Florida or sunshine. I miss New Orleans more than I can express.

I'm a textile artist and I write fics to waste time between working on my novel and doing actual work which isn't really work at all. I complain a lot although most people would kill for my life.

I'm gay and not in a relationship because I haven't found anyone worthy of me.

The majority of sex scenes from my stories are lifted from my life though I refuse to answer on whether I'm Sam or Dean depending on the story.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask, I'm pretty open about everything.


There's me, holla.
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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2009|05:51 pm]
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Oh Word 2002, you're so wonderful! Thanks for all the comments on my craptacular situation. I'm getting used to the new computer slowly and having the Word I actually like is helping immensely.


Title: Now.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,200/2,731,000
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: On Friday Sam finally gets to come home from the hospital.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


Wabah, as Dean understood it meant “Short daddy” and Wabahwah simply meant that short daddy was the best looking daddy in the world. When you threw a day on the end of it that meant that it was short daddy day and everyone had to celebrate Dean's existence. )
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2009|02:21 pm]
Hey.

My computer crashed last night...actually crash may be putting it lightly, it all but exploded. Not how I was hoping to spend my day off but still...I suppose i needed some more shit to deal with. Anyway, I did manage to save tomorrow's story to my flash drive before the crash and all my stories are backed up on that drive and my external hard drive but I don't have Word yet and Windows Vista makes me feel like my eyes are bleeding out of my skull so I can't imagine that's conducive to me writing.

Anyway, this is just an update in case you don't hear from me for a while, but in all likelihood I'll be better and more equipped after a nap and a gigantic cookie.


-Adam
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2009|06:11 pm]
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It's a two story week. I'm taking tomorrow off.

Title: For Your Psychic Consideration.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,500/2,720,800
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam spends a second day in the hospital and Dean continues to not really cope with the shooting.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


“Daddy!” Ollie yelled. “Well, is nice to see ya not a lazy bones! Did a know how much Your Beans would wanna lay in a bed all day wearing a dwess!” )
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50k! 50k! 50k! [May. 27th, 2009|04:47 pm]
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Which is more like 500k, but I needed this story out before 3mil. The next story picks up right after this one so all those questions will be answered...on monday. Come on. I almost ended this story with the first act, aren't you glad I didn't do that!

Title: The Lonely Death of John Michaels.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words11,000/2,710,300
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean don't get a chance to give their speeches for Coming Out Day.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

“When I grow up.” Mikey said as he walked to the edge of the bed. “Me and Charlie we’re going to protect people. We’re going to ride around in a car and he’s going to drive and we’re going to help people.” )
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2009|05:08 pm]
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[Current Music |Tori Amos - Welcome To England]

Oooh, Tomorrow's story is so fantastic and it's LONG it's currently 11,200 words =-O Hopefully I can post that much without having to edit it. I hope so. Today's a short story before 50k

Title: Party Boys.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:9,000/2,699,300
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Jared and Jensen take Sam and Dean to a party at the home of the mysterious Sean and Dan.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

“Ackleholic.” Sam whispered. “He needs to go to Ackleholics Anonymous.” )
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2009|06:19 pm]
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Get ready for a big bang 50k on Wednesday! Seriously you'll be all "WHAAAAA!" Yeah, you will.

This story has the crossover with the story from craig's POV, I think it's pretty cool and I'm really enjoying it.



Title: The Honeybunch Hideout.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:10,800/2,690,300
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: John confides in Sam about his relationship problems and Dean's secret headquarters arrives.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

In his first act as the president of the super best friends club Dean farted right in the middle of the cabin mostly because he hadn’t done it in eight years and Sam had actually forbid flatulence in the house. He didn’t make the rules anymore and Dean was actually looking forward to farting whenever he felt like it since he had a place to do it. It was actually a sad little squeaker that sounded like something Milo would make if his tummy got poked too many times but Dean still thought it was totally manly.  )
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2009|05:32 pm]
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Happy Birthday [info]ellyk29


Title: Flying Friends.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:10,500/2,679,500
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: On Sunday morning when Jeremy still hasn't regained his strength Sam and Dean seek out help from Gabe.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


“Well is that right, daddy?” Ethan asked. “Are you going to slip him the thick eight?” )
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2009|05:18 pm]
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I know this is probably one of the most unconventional secondary character choices ever, but I have a soft spot for him because he's just an all around sweet guy. He's not in the main story much (actually he's there on a weekly basis but he doesn't get to say much) but he's still an important character. I know a lot of people really like Justin and I do have another story planned with him that I'm really excited about so that'll happen eventually.

Also I was sick all last night and into this morning so I skipped my root canal,but thanks for the well wishes, when I spot upchucking and reschedule I'm sure they'll make me feel all happy.


Title: Sugar.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Justin/Craig, Charlie.
Rating :R
Words:5,000
Warnings: buttplay.
Summary:Craig spend some time alone in Justin's house and notices a couple of very strange things like the pentagram burned into the floor and the sealed shut windows.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


“He called you a faggot. I think he’s the faggot.” )
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2009|06:08 pm]
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Ah, it's Mikey time again! Whoever thought Monday's could be good for something? Here's the deal. The class that I'm teaching started today, and I've spent all weekend doing last minute prep for it. That in conjunction with my root canal tomorrow means it's a two story week. I only have two stories written which I'll post today and Wednesday with a secondary character story on Tuesday (It's really good!) then next week things will be back to normal. Cool? Cool!


Title: Big Boy Business Pants.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:10,300/2,669,000
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean check out Justin's new store before Carol comes back and Alex has dinner with his new family.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


“Don’t you dare think for one second that you of all people are going to tell me how to raise my children, John. If memory serves neither of my sons ran to the other side of the country to get away from me.” )
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50k [May. 13th, 2009|05:04 pm]
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This is 50k and it's not a happy cheering 50k. I haven't written about this in a while and it was something i wanted to do.

Title: Not Like This.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:10,500/2,658,700
Warnings: Wincest, mentions of child abuse and rape.
Summary: Dean is all excited for his first official date night with Sam until two visitors arrive with some questions and unpleasant news.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

“Tell me it was a bad dream.” Sam said. “Can you tell me this is all a bad dream?” )
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2009|05:53 pm]
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This story is up there on my list of favorites. I'm sort of a sucker for Ollie though.


Title: Ollie Hobbie.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words:10,600/2,648,200
Warnings: Wincest
Summary: Sam meets a new friend when he brings Ollie to his first day of "School." Ollie makes a new friend as well and Dean tries to figure out how to deal with that.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

“No, no.” Dean whispered. “No, he didn’t, but that’s okay. That’s just fine with me. If daddy Sammy gets your toes that’s fine because he’s a boy and that’s what two boys do together.” )
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