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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2012|03:52 pm]
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[Current Location |Westport]

Title: The World According to Milo.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :G?
Words4.000
Warnings: Not a one!
Summary: Milo decides to pull off his peepee and shove it up his mommy's nose.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

As usual Boppa was the voice of reason and though the idea of shoving his peepee up mommy's nose was still highly entertaining Milo decided to leave it alone at least until someone tried to make him do laundry or wash dishes, then he'd use it as a weapon.  )
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2012|12:40 pm]
Oh, and I have three stories on the burners right now, one mikey, one from Milo's POV, and one special surprise that I've been wanting to write for a while. Stay tuned!
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(no subject) [Mar. 7th, 2012|04:36 pm]
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[Current Location |Westport]
[Current Mood |sicksick]

Happy early birthday to my BFF [info]rl2hb

Title: Being Human.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen,
Rating :R
Words10,000/3,558,900
Warnings: Wincest
Summary: When Sam gets sick he's forced to realize he's just like everyone else.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

Read more... )
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2012|08:00 pm]
as dumb as it sounds i could really use some prayers right now
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2012|03:58 pm]
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[Current Location |Westport]

Hard to believe I'm sick again.

Title: Hooker Baby.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen,
Rating :R
Words10,000/3,548,900
Warnings: Wincest
Summary: Ollie competes in his first pageant.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

''Watching you, boy.'' Milo said as he pointed at his eyes. ''Got eyes on you, boy.''  )
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2011|05:54 pm]
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Bazinga!

Title: Static-2
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, John, Bobby. OCs
Rating :nc-17
Words10,000/20,000
Warnings: Wincest, language, sexual situations.
Summary: It's the summer after Sam's freshman year. Dean's on the other side of the country when Sam calls for help.
Notes::rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

Sam found pizza stains, the better part of a French fry, and three separate shirts that had died a pie related death.  )
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2011|05:46 pm]
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This is the little story that could. It demanded to be written and even though I took month long breaks from writing it, I was always thinking about it, always waiting to get back to it, and always wondering where the hell it was going since the whole started off as "Sam gets ____ and then Dean shows up"

It was seriously a one line idea and it's currently the longest one shot I've written. The original idea was a lot darker, but I couldn't make it work the way I wanted to. In my opinion this is a lot better anyway.

I want to thank all of you. 2011 has easily been the worst year of my life. I had very little to look forward to and practically nothing to make me happy, but I knew that every time I posted something I was going to get a few words of kindness from my friends. I'm not sure if I'd be posting this right now if it wasn't for that.

I really wanted this for Christmas, but it just didn't happen. Now you have the gift that keeps on giving, because I'll be posting a 10,000 work chunk at least once a month which means we're set until sometime in July.

Enjoy it guys, and thanks again, for everything.

Title: Static-1
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, John, Bobby. OCs
Rating :nc-17
Words10,000
Warnings: Wincest, language, sexual situations.
Summary: It's the summer after Sam's freshman year. Dean's on the other side of the country when Sam calls for help.
Notes::rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

''Dean, you look like the time of my life.''  )
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2011|12:30 pm]
A little birdie told me there might be an all new very special end of the year present being posted tonight.
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2011|12:21 pm]
I know I promised a Christmas story, but it just wasn't in the cards. My gastritis has been flaring up since I started working and it got unbearable at the beginning of November. I went to the doctor, got my medicine adjusted and for about a week all was well with the world. I wasn't waking up nauseous and I actually ate a little bit of acidic food.

As soon as I was back to normal I was struck down by the stomach virus to end all stomach viruses. It was vile and horrific and took me out of commission for almost a week. It also made me miss a wedding we had been planning for the better part of a year and I had been looking forward to since I started working.

Once the virus was gone I had a week of dealing with aches and pains caused by violent projectile vomiting. As soon as that started to get better I slipped in the shower, fell out of the shower, and landed flat on my back on the bathroom floor. (seriously, I can't make this shit up)

And to top it all off I now have a cold so severe that I want to put a bullet in my head. I can't breathe through my nose at all, my throat is on fire, and I'm being a total bitch because that's how I roll.

Anyway, for those reasons and my completely unmanageable anxiety I was unable to finish the story or even attempt to edit what I had already written. It will get done, I promise, and when it's posted it'll be glorious.

Happy Holidays, guys. I hope everyone is doing a hell of a lot better than I am.

[info]calijirl5150, your card and gift cheered my up so much, thanks for thinking of me!
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2011|12:11 pm]
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends, and happy Thursday to everyone else.

Work has been insane which means I have very little time to write, but I am still writing, just very slowly. I probably won't have anything to post before the end of the month, but I will have a special Christmas present in December, no matter what it takes.

I'm good though and I hope everyone else is as well!
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