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[Nov. 10th, 2009|05:29 pm] |
Lemme put an actual disclaimer before I post this story. I've been planning this for...well, at least since 1.5mil and this was always going to happen exactly as it's written. That said I have no control over what happens in the real world and if you're upset about the events that happened at Fort Hood last week you might want to let more time pass before reading this arc leading to 3 mil. I don't expect anyone to have a problem or draw any similarities (because there are none...well, one) but I don't want people to think I'm insensitive.
There, that's out of the way.
Title: Vitamin G.
Author: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,500/2,973,100
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean go home to Connecticut and prepare to face off against their biggest threat yet.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''Pwned.'' ) |
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[Oct. 27th, 2009|07:06 pm] |
There's a joke made in the next chapter that Sam's been cooking for three weeks, and it's so true.
Title: Thanks Pt. 2
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen
Rating :R
Words10,300/2,952,600
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean go after the Crone to get information about Joe.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''P-licky.org.'' ) |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|06:21 pm] |
I've had the longest day ever. I'm out of insulin and all the stuff I need to manage my diabetes and apparently my insurance doesn't feel like they should pay for it...you know because it's not like it's keeping me alive or anything, but I went to a new doctor today and he sorta looks like a chubby Sammy. You're jealous. (okay, now I do have my insulin so I'll live to post again)
This is part 1 of 3
Title: Thanks Pt. 1
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen
Rating :R
Words10,700/2,942,300
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: On Thanksgiving moring Sam wakes up early to get a head start and Dean doesn't wake up at all.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''Your brother was killed seven year ago, Dean. You know that.'' ) |
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[Oct. 7th, 2009|02:56 pm] |
Aaah. I've been talking about writing this story since at least pre 1 mil. I didn't know how to go about it and I still don't think it's written the way I imagined it, but it's still pretty good without being a total departure from the actual story.
I think maybe Jensen has the best bit on this one, execept of course for Sam, but he didn't make me giggle nearly as much
You can click the links as you go or save them until the end, either way it's gonna be fun!
Title: Home School Musical.
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen
Rating :R
Words10,300/2,921,300
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Something strange is going on in South Carolina and Sam's determined to get to the bottom of it.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''I bet Jesus is a top.'' ) |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|04:51 pm] |
The move went...well..."well" that's better. I'm tired and not entirely thrilled about the house but it's growing on me slowly. Anyway, here's new Mikey
Title: Straight Talk.
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs Jared/Jensen
Rating :R
Words10,300/2,911,000
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Michael and Alex arrive at Auldbrass with Jared, Jensen, Ryan, and some scandalous news.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''Blessed is the fruit of thy womb.'' Sam whispered. ''Lead us directly into temptation and deliver us from sex with people not in our immediate family.'' ) |
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[Sep. 16th, 2009|05:44 pm] |
Previously on Mikey...The gang's all in South Carolina for Thanksgiving while Michael is in CT with Alex. Sam's feeling a bit threatened with Jenny around but Dean's always there to beat him off when the opportunity presents itself.
There you go, a perfect recap since it seems like 45 years since I've posted Mikey. The rest of September might be a bit sparse because...drumroll...I'm moving back to New Orleans on the 25th. Bet you didn't see that one coming (unless you read my blog, in which case you already did) Anyway, I'm leaving here on the 25th and hopefully getting to my new house on the 26th, no internet until the 28th, which is the suck, but whatever.
And now on to Mikey. Bonus points if you pee a little when Sam calls Jenny "Satsu"
Title: Anonymous Joe
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,300/2,900,700
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Things are going well in South Carolina until some out of town guests arrive early.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''You know how we're into gangsta rap, right?'' Evan asked. ''You know that.'' ) |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|03:54 pm] |
I really wasn't holding out on you guys but I started this story and then I got sick so it sat 2/3 done all Summer. When I was in the hospital, with way too much time to think, I decided to not finish it but the idea of a unfinished story sitting on my hard drive just didn't feel right. So, it's finished down. It was originally supposed to be much longer, but what are you going to do? I blame The Diabetes.
It's written a little differently than usual, but that's how a do. I knew there were going to be 300million stories that dealt with "you know who" and while I admit I was tempted I thought it best to gloss over that in favor of other things.
P.S. Did I already write a story called Enjoy The Silence?
Title: Enjoy The Silence.
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, Cas, OFC/OMC
Rating :R
Words10,400
Warnings: Wincest, non graphic sex, self injury
Summary: Sam has a nice normal life, with a normal job, and normal friends.
Notes:: Set Post Season Four
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''I took it because you looked so nice and I didn't want some girl picking you up.'' ) |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|04:09 pm] |
Wow, look at me updating! I've been working on this story for three weeks, but with everything else going on I couldn't find the time to finish it. Now it's done which makes me feel like things are getting back to normal.
In other news I'm doing really well with everything. I'm on a very strict schedule and doing good with my shots and this afternoon my blood sugar was finally in the range it's supposed to be in so I didn't have to give myself any extra insulin which made me feel good. Oh, and I got special diabetic socks! Yeah, they're really comfortable.
Anywho, I'm much better, doing great actually and I almost have all the tape residue scrubbed off my arms. yay!
Title: Ex and The Country.
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,200/2,890,400
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam doesn't cope well with Jenny at the house.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''Who said anything about topping?'' Jeremy asked. '' The it to which I referred was your fist.'' ) |
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[Aug. 26th, 2009|07:05 pm] |
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This is Adam's friend Michelle. He wanted me to tell y'all that he's okay, but he was admitted to the hospital on Tuesday. He's in the ICU for a few days--nothing too serious, just monitoring. Prognosis is good. He should be out by the end of the week. We will keep y'all posted. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|05:07 pm] |
I didn't update last week because I've been really under the weather lately and I'm honestly only awake about six hours a day. But I did manage to get this 3 parter story written so i can post it this week.
Title: Doomsday Birthday Pt. One
Author: bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean,John/Mary/OFC OMCs OFCs
Rating :R
Words10,300/2,820,900
Warnings: Wincest,
Summary: Sam and Dean prepare to give Mary, Milo, and James a top notch birthday.
Notes::AU, rest are here.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard
( ''Oh God, no.'' Dean scoffed. ''I saw Beanie coming out of that thing, I'd get lost and have to wander around like Moses. Oh God, just thinking about it…it's like getting trapped inside a beanbag chair without the beans in it, or like when you go to Restoration Hardware and play hide and seek in the curtains, those thick one that block out the sunlight?'' ) |
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