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Since I finally have some friends, I thought I'd introduce myself.

My name is Adam (oh my God, a boy!) I'm 25. I relocated to Florida from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina and have not been able to move back yet. I don't like Florida or sunshine. I miss New Orleans more than I can express.

I'm a textile artist and I write fics to waste time between working on my novel and doing actual work which isn't really work at all. I complain a lot although most people would kill for my life.

I'm gay and not in a relationship because I haven't found anyone worthy of me.

The majority of sex scenes from my stories are lifted from my life though I refuse to answer on whether I'm Sam or Dean depending on the story.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask, I'm pretty open about everything.


There's me, holla.
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From: [info]as_rare_as
2007-06-05 04:00 am (UTC)

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whutttt whuttt!!
From: [info]shea
2007-06-05 04:40 pm (UTC)

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I knew you were a boy because you had mentioned before that you had a lot of gay sex in your youth!

Hey, you're hot! And modest too! :-)))

I like you! Keep writing these awesome fics & you'll make lots of friends! 'If you write it, they will come...er, friend you. Whatever.

Bye.
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-06 03:14 am (UTC)

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Thank you!

I figured if the fangirls were so wet over a guy who was a fan they'd be pissing themselves over a guy actually writing fics.

Sam's butt? Hot.
From: [info]roseganymede
2007-06-06 02:53 am (UTC)

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Fanboys are love. There aren't enough of 'em, but even if there were?

You'd probably still be my favorite. Because your fics?

Hot. And you?

Remind me of me.

I'm gay and not in a relationship because I haven't found anyone worthy of me.

My thoughts exactly! I always feel vaguely self-involved when I say it, but then I remember - I am self-involved! I've got a lot of shit going on, and I'm not willing to throw someone else into the mix and eff things up unless they're really worth it, and well...

So far, no one is. And I'm okay with that because I'm okay with me, being on my own, doing my own thing, having some fun with a girl or guy on the side now and again.

I was just down in New Orleans for the first time about a month ago. I loved the city, and I met some really interesting people, heard a lot about how much things still...suck...basically, and now I feel myself getting pissed off all over again, knowing there's people who want to move back but can't because of folks taking advantage of the situation, selling off property, raising costs of living, generally fucking people over...

Grr. I actually wanted to write a fic about NO, with Sam and Dean, incorporating some of the folklore as well as some of the current politics...And Dean chowing down on Lucky Dog after Lucky Dog.

So you're working on a novel, eh? Me too. Well, "working" might not be the best word for it, but I'm hoping to actually get some stuff done this summer before I head off to school again...

Hell, I can't even finish my next fic, though, so..

*shrug*

Anywho, nice to meetcha, look forward to reading more from you..

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Just curious: What's your take on so many girls goggling over male slash fan fiction? I haven't really gotten the chance to get a gay guy's perspective on that.
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-06 03:10 am (UTC)

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I've started many a fic set in New Orleans, the only one I have any interest in finishing is one set during Mardi Gras, but writing about New Orleans completely drains me.

I was hesitant over using the word working in terms of a novel since it's mostly just my life blown completely out of proportion. It's in first person which I find wayyyyy easier to write than third, so I've been able to ramble through a few thousand words a day. It gives me a chance to make fun of everyone and be a complete bitch, so it's fun to write.

When I first got into fan fiction I was shocked that so much excellent slash between two male characters was written by...women who haven't had gay sex. I had a discussion with a female friend of mine about it. I mean a woman can have anal sex but you're just fudging your way along describing what it feels like to be the top since women (at least most I know) don't have penises.

It's strange to me kinda that women write stories with men having sex since a man having anal sex with a woman and having sex with another man are two completely different experiences.

It weirds me out sometimes, mostly because I'm unaware and afraid to ask if women are reading slash and getting off on it. But to each her own. I understand the allure of two guys together. God knows I've sucked face with guys solely for the benefit of female friends. I'm just not sure I completely understand it.

I started writing for myself and if people enjoy it that's great.
From: [info]roseganymede
2007-06-06 02:55 am (UTC)

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And I love that you listen to Tori; the woman is a goddess.
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-06 03:13 am (UTC)

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I used to be sooooo into tori but I let the fans ruin it for me and spent several years pretty much ignroing her. I maintain to this day that she peaked with choirgirl and until she produces something that matches it in it's utter perfection, I'm happy on the sidelines of fandom
From: [info]munibunny
2007-06-06 06:43 pm (UTC)

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Hello, Adam! Very nice to meet you...

Thanks for friending me back. The truth is, I really like getting to know who's behind the fics I love so much. Makes the experience so much richer, ya know?

You write with delightfully graphic detail. :P Went and read everything you've posted under this username. Wonderful stuff!

Anyway, just wanted to say 'hi' and apologize in advance for all of the nonesense that will now crowd your flist because of my useless ramblings.

* goes off to rec you now *
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-07 01:41 am (UTC)

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Nice to meet you, your rec totally made my night, thank you so much.
From: [info]nevcolleil
2007-06-07 12:27 am (UTC)

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Hey, Adam! :) I friended you because of the great fic on here. Who knew all the gay sex you had in your misspent youth would keep me so entertained? ;p Sorry you aren't enjoying Florida. You should have gone in the opposite direction and came to Texas! Okay, so there'd still be the sunshine... But think of the cowboys! ;) It's no coincedence that Jared and Jensen are both from Texas and both amazingly hot :D
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-07 01:42 am (UTC)

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mmmm cowboys, if I could figure out a way to get Dean in a pair of chaps, I could die happy!
From: [info]bionic
2007-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)

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Hi there! You're such a cutie.

I love your writing. Keep up the excellent work :D Fandom needs more fanboys! And good luck with your novel.
From: [info]_recoil
2007-06-12 06:53 pm (UTC)

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thank you!
From: [info]lynne_mitchell
2007-06-16 06:29 am (UTC)

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heh. You don't really expect slash writers to be male. Odd, I know, but true.

Still, your stories amuse the hell out of me and I'm pretty impressed by the sheer volume you produce. *cookies*

And, to answer a question in one of your comments, yes, yes we do get off on it. lol. I blame Queer As Folk but the boysmexin, pretty much hot.
From: [info]lilieblues
2007-06-19 03:54 pm (UTC)

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Hey, thanks for friending me back! Like I wrote in my LJ, don't expect me to write any fics since English isn't my native language. I leave this job to people like you who are amazing writers!
I don't remember which one of your stories I read first but I know I was done for the count. I think I read almost all of your stories in one go. Yeah, I know, I have a LOT of time on my hands... especially when I should be studying.
I hope you'll go back to New Orleans soon. I was lucky to spend a week there before Hurricane Katrina and I fell in love with this city. I know there's a HUGE difference between living in a city and being a tourist so I'm not even going to pretend to know what you felt when Katrina happened but I know I was honestly heartbroken.
Anyway, please keep up the good work!
From: [info]lovinthekink
2007-06-20 05:38 am (UTC)

Wow...

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*peers nearsightedly into the bush (er, so to speak)* "Why yes, Margaret, you're absolutely right! That, m'dear, is the heretofore unknown, rarely seen *male* of the species 'fanfictionus writerus (slashite'). I didn't realize there were any left in the wild!"

Sorry, I have a science background, it's late, and I may have possibly drunk too many caffeinated beverages today.

Pleasure to meet'cha, Adam. And no wonder your slash fanfic is so good - what do they say, write what you know? *grin* Words I live by!

Thanks for friending me!

From: [info]rawkin_ur_sox
2007-06-23 09:53 pm (UTC)

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Hey there! It's great to see someone like you writing some of the best fic I've read in the SPN fandom. :)

Nice to meet you and thanks for adding me back! I rec'd you over in my LJ. ;)
From: [info]owzers
2007-06-27 04:59 am (UTC)

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Hi Sweetheart! Very happy to meet you. I'm madly in love with your mind, and the body around it's pretty damned yummy too. Makes me wish I had male equipment and a large bank account - I'd so sweep you off your feet! I'm glad you know your own worth and aren't willing to settle for less. You sound like a most creative soul - so check out my latest LJ entry if you want to see my version of creativity. I have to admit, I don't get as much done as I should because I spend WAY too much time reading compelling and addictive SPN fic such as yours. It's my drug of choice these days. My boyfriend doesn't understand it, but he reaps the benefits of my reading this stuff. :waggles eyebrows:: Thank you for sharing your brilliance and adding spice to my sex life. *hugs you*
From: [info]kkgee
2007-06-29 05:13 am (UTC)

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Hi, Adam! First of all, thanks for sharing your talent. I really enjoy your fic, and that's why I friended you. I absolutely loved your line (if I may paraphrase) about "friending first and making out later." I also want to thank you for friending me back. It may seem like a small thing, but when you're new to LJ, as I am, it's hard to make friends when you're a reader but not a writer.

I've got a theory on hetero women reading and writing slash (and yes, getting off on it). It's like a line I saw in a movie a long time ago that I can't even remember the name of. Some guy asked his girlfriend why she liked gay porn and her reply was an exceedingly nonchalant, "I like cocks."

BTW, I love your user name. When I first saw it I thought that it referred to the whole "Bitch", "Jerk" byplay between the boys (and maybe it does). But now that you've told us that you complain a lot and that you're (oh my god) a boy!, it adds a whole new layer. In this fandom, even the subtext has subtext...

Keep writing to please yourself, and you'll invariably please the rest of us. Take care!



From: [info]kerri_is_dead
2007-07-02 08:22 pm (UTC)

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Heh, I thought you might have been male because you mentioned 'a lot of gay sex in your mispent youth' or something like that :D

I'm sorry to hear about New Orleans. It's horrible to lose a home and I can't imagine what losing it to something as uncontrollable as a hurricane can be like.

Let me know when the novel comes out! Take care <3
From: [info]raytracereve
2007-07-18 03:50 am (UTC)

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Hi Adam, nice to know more about you. I'm both surprised and happy to know that you're a fanboy, for you're the first that I've met in this fandom. (Well, not that I meet a lot of people because I'm more of a lurker.)

I friended you because of your Samcakes stories. Now that I know you're a guy, it all makes sense how you manage to write Dean and Sam so well!! I really look forward to reading more new Samcakes stories of yours!

A little bit about myself: I'm a DeanGirl/SPN addict/Cellphone engineer from a small island called Taiwan. It's really nice to meet you *shakes your hand*. And thanks for friending me back because, as kkgee says up there, "it's hard to make friends when you're a reader but not a writer."

And I'm sorry for the hurricane thing in New Orleans. We have typhoons every year in this island, so I can imagine how you feel to lose almost everything to something that you have no control of. I've been to New Orleans once in 2000, for a computer graphics conference, and I really loved the energetic feel of that city. Hope you can go back home soon.

Take care!
From: [info]unperfectwolf
2007-07-24 09:09 am (UTC)

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hey, I friended you last night, just thought I'd drop in and say hi, and that I friended you cause the newsletter seems to miss about half of the chapters (parts?) on your fics. So, this way I don't need the newsletter to tell me when you post more stuff. Feel free to friend and defriend at will, and comment or never comment. I'm slightly crazy and often times fairly incoherent when I post, but yeah. So. HI!
From: [info]tvmaniac2006
2007-07-30 11:26 pm (UTC)

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Thanks for friending me. Must say that I LOVE your Samcakes series...
From: [info]riverbella
2007-09-19 12:13 am (UTC)

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Hey, Adam. I friended you, like some of these other folks, to make sure I never missed a story of yours. The first thing I read was the Puppet Master story in Samcakes--which may be the single funniest thing I have ever read in my life. It was the middle of the night when I read it and I laughed myself onto the floor and scared the hell out of my cats. After that, I just wallowed in everything you had written up until then. I love all three of the series, as well as the individual fic. I'd be willing to bet you have a future as a writer, but for selfish reasons I hope you don't give up writing fanfiction any time soon!
From: [info]j2_babygirl86
2007-09-24 04:50 pm (UTC)

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Hey, Adam :) nice to meet ya

(oh my God, a boy!)
that made me giggle ;)

Thanks for friending me. I love your Samcakes series ♥

From: [info]supernation
2007-10-02 10:12 pm (UTC)

The book, the real book, and nothing but the book...

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Hey,
Still obsessed with your AU and loving Sam's recent photos (hey, I have an imagination!)
I was sitting at dinner tonight thinking about the book I want to write and I had the thought come to me, out of nowhere, "I could write 302." I think I could. If you are interested, just let me know. Most would be based on your story and references, etc. and I think I could go into the misery Sam was feeling and the stream-of-consciousness way of writing. I think that the book was written initially as a journal, and I am an avid journaler myself. I imagine two or three pages with just the phrase "Prove Myself" written over and over. Let me know what you think - I have lots of other ideas about this, too!
Supernation
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From: [info]zen_raven
2007-10-13 04:59 am (UTC)

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I worship you and your writing. *bows low* All of their tag pages are on my obsessively-awaiting-the-next-installment watchlist.

My entire collection of written porn is slash. Two reasons - 1) I like cocks and 2) I have a vagina, I don't want to read about someone else's. That, and I'm a big tomboy, so I "get" guys better than I do women, so the character motivations and stories themselves, outside of the actual sex, resonate more with me. And your boyos are such guys, which sometimes I think slash writers forget - just 'cause they're gay, it doesn't make them *girls*.

I do have to concur that Puppet Master is the funniest thing I have ever read. EVER.

If you are coming to the Creation Supernatural con in Chicago next month, let me know and I will ply you with drink and cheesecake.
From: [info]trueshellz
2007-10-21 02:36 pm (UTC)

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hi hun
*waves*
My name is Adam (oh my God, a boy!)
lol
From: [info]girlfan1979
2007-10-23 07:53 pm (UTC)

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Since I finally have some friends, I thought I'd introduce myself.

Dude.

You funny. You have, like, a billionity friends.

You have your own fangirls.

It's probably jerk syndrome. You're pretty and awesome and therefore people feel a little out of your league. You come across as very confident, and not everybody else is.

Anyway, thank you for the introduction! (And the reminder that I should probably do one of these to - my bio is kinda sparse.

But, JUST FOR YOU:

I'm 28, and a Libra.
I'm 5'1
Orientation: Huh. A 5 on the Kinsey scale?
Religion: I was raised Catholic, but am a Pagan now. I still miss Catholicism.
Heroes: Oh, wow. That's not something I can answer easily. I could talk about this for hours, and we'd probably still never get to the end of it. 'Cause I'd have to talk about how, and why, and meta it, and a bunch of other stuff. Yes, I am kind of a freak.
Biggest Accomplishment: I once picked a lock while sleepwalking.
Special Skill (that won't annoy the BF for mentioning): Just one? Man, this blows. I've been refered to as the Anti-Buddha.
Favourite Winchester: bi-bro
Favourite Song (right this moment): Last Unicorn by Loreena McKennit. Hey, you asked.
Favourite Book: Whichever one I'm working on at the moment! Also, Gaimen's The Sandman
Favourite Fangirl: Sadly, I do have have any fangirls. Well, it's possible that I do, but I just can't hear them over the sound of how awesome I am.
From: [info]biancathecookie
2007-10-28 07:06 pm (UTC)

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I don't blame you for not liking Florida. I don't think it's a very likeable place. Except, of course, disneyworld. You should come up here to MONTANA! We don't have any sunshine to speak of!
From: [info]biancathecookie
2007-10-28 07:16 pm (UTC)

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Also I'm 18, a Sagitarious, clearly can't spell, I'm a spiritual person with no religion, my hero is my mom, apparently can't come up with any origional things to mention since I'm just copying Above Person, my favorite of your stories is Samcakes, followed by Figaro, which actually was the inspiration to a short story I'm writing and I don't believe in unhappy endings.
From: [info]glendaglamazon
2007-10-29 12:05 am (UTC)

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Hi Adam! I'm Glenda. I friended you yesterday after devouring all your wonderful domestic stories pretty much in a couple days. The domestic shmoop has been like a big warm blanket, and I'm sad I've read as much as you have of all three of your 'verses--and thrilled that you update so frequently. (Frankly, I'm a little in awe of your high output, and your ability to keep the characters in your 'verses both in character, yet also separate from each other.)

I hope you get to go home soon!
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