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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2009|03:54 pm]
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I really wasn't holding out on you guys but I started this story and then I got sick so it sat 2/3 done all Summer. When I was in the hospital, with way too much time to think, I decided to not finish it but the idea of a unfinished story sitting on my hard drive just didn't feel right. So, it's finished down. It was originally supposed to be much longer, but what are you going to do? I blame The Diabetes.

It's written a little differently than usual, but that's how a do. I knew there were going to be 300million stories that dealt with "you know who" and while I admit I was tempted I thought it best to gloss over that in favor of other things.

P.S. Did I already write a story called Enjoy The Silence?

Title: Enjoy The Silence.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, Cas, OFC/OMC
Rating :R
Words10,400
Warnings: Wincest, non graphic sex, self injury
Summary: Sam has a nice normal life, with a normal job, and normal friends.
Notes:: Set Post Season Four
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


''I took it because you looked so nice and I didn't want some girl picking you up.''  )
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I can't believe this is actually done. [Mar. 22nd, 2009|06:56 pm]
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[Current Music |Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized]

Wow, I have all the space I want to write a preface which is sort of nice.

I had three paragraphs here about why I wrote this, but I am way too vulnerable to actually leave them. Let me just say that I get a lot of negative emails and messages about my stories (stories that only appear in my journal and aren't listed anywhere else) and the criticisms are why I wrote this.

Sam already got his big story and I felt like Dean deserved one as well. Sam's story was mostly about Dean and this one is mostly about Dean, but if you're waiting for a story about Sam I've got you covered.

I really like this story and I'm warning you now that I'm the only one who has read it. I read about eight times but there are probably still a few mistake left. I'm not perfect.

All that said this is for all of you. All of you who ignore the typos and leave thought out comments. I have little in my life that makes me happy and your comments do that for me so thank you.

Enjoy it, this is about a five hour read for me, so I look forward to your comments eventually ;)

It's not a happy story, but it's one of mine so you know how it ends. Forgive the incredibly vague summary and the fact that you'll be saying "WHY??" until the last ten thousand words, but this really unfolds.


Title: Becoming.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, John, OMC
Rating :R
Words:50,000
Warnings: Wincest, violence
Summary: Jim Stevens lives in a little white house on Sherwood with curtains that match his sofa.
Notes::pre-series
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me happy.


“My social security card and credit rating say otherwise. My name is Jim Stevens, I live here at 3314 Sherwood Drive, my mother is a school teacher and my dad fixes air conditioners. She’s active in the church, he has poker night every Thursday with his buddies and sometimes I go. Only child, graduated sixteenth in my class, and I have a Home Depot credit card.”
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Double Post Monday. [Jan. 5th, 2009|08:17 pm]
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I started this story like a month ago and decided to NOT finish it, but then it was all unfinished and hanging over my head so I just decided to do the damn thing. This is most likely the only season four story I'll write I didn't really enjoy writing it but that's probably because I'm so comfortable with my Sam and Dean from Mikey (which is up next.)



Title: Clean.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, Ruby, Castiel.
Rating :R
Words:10,000
Warnings: Wincest, Character death x2
Summary: Sam plans a proper Christmas for Dean.
Notes::Season 4 spoilers.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard


“And if we had a few too many and ended up in the same bed you wouldn’t be opposed to that, would you?” )
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2008|06:23 pm]
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[Current Music |Feist - My Moon My Man]

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I am doing about 1000 things at once and I still managed to write a one-shot in about 4 hours. If I suddenly stop posting it's because my brain has exploded. That's what going to happen if I can't get these stories out. They're all crammed in there distracting me. /rant.

Anyway! Rarely do I write a story where I NEED to write it. This is one of them. It was originally going to be one of my Mikey stories but as it evolved it didn't really work anymore. It's a little sad, I guess, for me. Well, weechesters make me weep even if they're holding hands and skipping through a flower filled meadow. (you don't steal my ideas!)


Title: Mrs. Winchester.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, John, OFC, mentions of Sam/Jess
Rating :R
Words:9,600
Warnings:Wincest, weechesters, first time
Summary: After they sleep together for the first time Sam asks why Dean wears his ring.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

When he met the future Mrs. Winchester he had gotten turned around after the vending machine near John’s room refused to work. He wasn’t even sure what floor he was on when he first saw her. Years later, naked in bed he would tell Sam that she was still the most beautiful girl he had ever seen with the sweetest clear blue eyes and a kind smile. )
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2008|06:10 pm]
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[Current Music |Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized]

First and foremost, many many thanks to [info]allzugern for the beta on the story. Thank you.

I started this about a month ago maybe. I wrote about 4,000 words and eventually started over again when I realized there was no way to condense it into 10,000 words. Then I started to rewrite it and then I did again. I've read this story pretty much once a day since I began it and I'm so happy it's done so I can not reread it again tonight.

This is probably the most personal story I'll ever write. It's been extremely difficult in parts, but I felt very strongly about having to write it. It was really hard to actually stop writing it because I probably could have kept going for another fifty thousand words.

I'm not sure if I'll write another story this long as a stand alone again, but I might. I have a lot of stories to tell that I don't want to turn into series and won't fit within the posting limitations of LJ. I guess anything could happen.

I love this story even if it was very difficult to write. I hope all of you enjoy it and at least laugh once or twice. I wanted to clarify that this isn't porn. There is graphic sex but it would still have the nc-17 rating without it.

You can click the link and go to it and there's a comment link at the bottom of the page to take you back to LJ. As always, thank you for reading.

--Adam


Title: Almost.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean, John, OCs
Rating :NC-17
Words:49,000
Warnings:Graphic Wincest,rape, father/daughter incest, self mutilation, abortion, mentions of suicide
Summary: A month into Sam's freshman year at Stanford, Dean asks for a favor.
Notes::Beta by [info]allzugern
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard

(“I love you,little brother.”)
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Merry Christmas Day Six. [Dec. 19th, 2007|04:50 pm]
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[Current Music |Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life]

I'm so sick and a duck flew into my head when I was walking to my house from my car earlier! :(!

Title: Angel.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean
Rating :R
Words:4,300
Warnings: Wincest, first time, confession
Summary: Sam always has nightmares but he doesn't get concerned until they stop.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard.

“He’s my best friend.” Sam laughed. “He’s smart and brave. He’d do anything for anyone without asking any questions. He’s probably the most selfless person I know.” )
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2007|05:46 pm]
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Oh yeah, before I forget, everyone break out your santa hats because last night while I couldn't sleep? I thought of the most spectacular Christmas present for yous guys. It's totally awesome in every way and I wish it was Christmas right the hell now! Good lord I have a headache from hell.

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Happy birthday [info]ariverrtp

Please don't let the title scare you. Remember that song? Now just think about Gloria Loring puking before Carl Anderson gets to sing and you've got this fic. Also ladies? How fierce are those earrings?

Title: Friends and Lovers.
Author: [info]bitchandjerk
Characters: Sam/Dean
Rating :R
Words:4,400
Warnings: Wincest, Drunk Dean, Sick Dean, Confession
Summary: Every idea that pops into Dean's head gets done eventually, even karaoke.
Notes:: Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Feedback: Makes me hard.

“I can do this man. I can win that gift certificate.” )
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